humor :)

…Humor…

Bayangin kalo binatang punya FB ataw BB ataw
Adroid kira2 statusnya kaya gini kali yaaa…

Anjing pudel : “Nunggu di jemput majikan,
mo ke salon neeh…”

Kecoa : “Baru aja slamet dari injekan
maut…”

Sapi : “HuH sebel susuku di raba2 lg oleh
majikanku, dikira gw jablay apa, damn!!”

Kucing : “Anak gw yg ke7 barusan nanya
sapa bapaknya, gw bingung mau jwb apa,
gw sendiri lupa bpknya siapa…:”

Nyamuk : “Gw positif HIV AIDS, gara2 salah
isep, hiks.”

Ayam : “Teman2 klo besok gw ga update,
berarti gw di KFC, luv u all..”

CumiCumi : “Abis isi ulang tinta neeh…”

Babi : “Gw difitnah nyebarin flu, sialan..”

Giliran kutu : “Salah masuk rambut nih, kok
bau pesing!!L

Kambing : “Jangan kluar rumah friends, bentar lg
idul adha..!!”
Babi komen status. Kambing: “Untung gw
harammm”

Kambing bales komen:
“abis idul adha khan imlek bro, lo lupa?!!”
=))…=))…αKαKαKα…”

Monyet : “Terus gw harus bilang woow gitu liat
status lu semua!!!”

*copas 😀

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